World's Deepest Vagina Yields 50+ Bags of Heroin

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That must've been the sound in the doctor's office the day he was introduced to the World's Deepest Vagina.  Okay, so maybe this lady's vagina isn't technically the world's deepest, but she sure can fit a lot of stuff inside it.



According to Associated Press, Karin Mackaliunas, a 27-year-old woman from Pennsylvania, was detained by police officers following an automobile crash a few weekends ago.  Officials from the Scranton Police Department told the media they uncovered three baggies of heroin from Karin's jacket pocket, but when questioned she revealed there were more drugs hidden in her lady parts.
Doctors performed a cavity search on Karin, and recovered 53 more bags of heroin.  If only that were all they found, but, no, that would be far too simple.  Nestled in her vagina were another 31 empty baggies, prescriptions pills, and,here's the doozy, $51.22.  Holy crap, that's a lot of stuff to fit in a space that is typically only six inches deep.
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