Which is it--Umbrella or Vibrator?

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  To answer your question, it's both.  Ladies and Gents, I give you Babeland's most current invention--The Vibrella!  Has that boring ole vibrator of yours lost its oomph?  Never fear, because the Vibrella not only offers protection from the rain, but you can also use it to soothe your own raging waters (if you know what I mean).
  
  Here's what the creators of the Vibrella had to say about their wonderful creation:
  "Babeland introduces the first-ever vibrating umbrella: what appears to onlookers as an ordinary (albeit attractive!) umbrella is actually a waterproof vibrator that records and stores the vibrations from falling rain. You can detach the vibrating handle to use at home later, experiencing nature’s vibrations in all their thunderous glory. This discreet toy promises to make a splash wherever you take it, and only those in the know will wonder why you’ve started singing in the rain."
  The only catch?  The Vibrella doesn't really exist.  However, Babeland is offering 15% off anything that actually exists you buy today if you simply use the promo code APRIL1 when you check out.